- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What african eat for christmas Sand.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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