- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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