Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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