One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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