- Anti Joke

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.