- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??