- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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