- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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