Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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