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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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