- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Psychics.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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