- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Golf.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

2 black kids walk into school

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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