- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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