What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

batman has diarrhea

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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