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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

whats up and also down? your mum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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