What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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2 + 2 = 4

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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