Yo mama so fat.

Smeg...

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Women's Rights

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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