- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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