- Anti Joke

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

WOMENS RIGHTS

Women's Rights.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.