A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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