- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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