- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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