- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A seal walks into a club.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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