John lazzaro likes dick

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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A sober Irish individual.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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