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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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