Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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here kitty kitty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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