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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

whats black and large -me

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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