- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

The queen having a shit

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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