why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Face...tastes like chicken!

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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