What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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