- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Thats what she said

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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