JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Smeg...

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