A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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