Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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T u r n i p s

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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