hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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White men's rights

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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