Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Penis chickens

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Turkeys are obese

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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