- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

mexicans fishing

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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