- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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