Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Sex

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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