- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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