what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

knock knock go away!!!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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