What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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