- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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