Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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