A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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