- Anti Joke

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.