- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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