- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

I literally died laughing

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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