What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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