what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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