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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Women's Rights Movement

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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