There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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