- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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