- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

My parents died!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

You know what's funny? A well told joke

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why did the man die? He was old.

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