What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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