Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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