- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Wolfjob.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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