I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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