How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Cliterus

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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