Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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