Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What is life? Paul.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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