- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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