- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

This sentence is a lie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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