Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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