What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

The holocaust

my wife out of the kitchen

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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