What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Your gay

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Firgen and the blung brigade

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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