- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Urban ghettos

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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