What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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sky silverstein

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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