- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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