Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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