- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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