How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Hi.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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sorry got to poo

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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