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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Pickles are moist.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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