- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

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