There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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