- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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