Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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WOw you have no life

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Tim likes girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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