- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

THe Election

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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