A hill billy went fishing

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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