- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

what looks like a banana? a penis

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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