- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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