- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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