- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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