What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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