I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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