Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

mikey is cute

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What's 2+2? Fish

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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