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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

the lemon was sweet.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Knock knock come in.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Women deserve equal rights.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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