Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Abortion.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

oh hey.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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