What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Well this is pointless.....

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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