- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.