-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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run farther?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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