Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What are annoying? Ads.

knock knock Dave's not here.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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