What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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