- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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