What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Your Mom

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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