- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

joe diragi whacks off his dog

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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