- Anti Joke

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Daniel is a fag

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.