- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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