Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

I'm sn otter

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

France had one revolution

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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