- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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