Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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