A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What are annoying? Ads.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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