- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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