- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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