knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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