What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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lol

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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