If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Irish sobriety

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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