I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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your so fat. your fat!

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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