Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A seal walks into a club.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

The government

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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