Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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