Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Long joke Your such a downey

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

one stop shop

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

You know what's cool? Yep.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

women's rights

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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