- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

VAL SUCKS

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

The Joke Below

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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