- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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woman's rights

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A sober Amy Winehouse

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Women's rights.

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