Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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