How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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