- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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