Justin Bieber

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Boob

can you touch your toes? no

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A car walks into a bar.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Skinny people fart less.

ur gey

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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