I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

why did matt die? He had cancer

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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